“Well those are some mighty tires!”
Said the man walking his jack russell around Brownie lake, and the pugs had a new nickname. As I outlined to Pop, all we need for world peace is about 3500 pugsleys, and people to ride them around. Huge smiles from everyone, and a sense that all was right in the world.
I hope you all enjoyed the warm November air, and if you want to hit the trails, let me know.
First off, that ‘k’ at the end of your name: a. makes me want to wretch and b. isn’t fooling anyone. The only way in which you are magic is that you do completely incomprehensible things. Why the fuck do you add color information to a black and white image by default? Yeah, a lot of zeros is just what I need jackass. Hey, why don’t you take my bilevel 12KB file and pad it with zeros so that it’s 1.1MB? Nice work asshole. When I specify “-monochrome” I’m not fucking kidding, ok? I actually want you to make that bitch monochrome. You know why? Because my god damn input file was monochrome. I know you love colors and all, but lets get something straight, moron. I’m the user and you’re the program so you get to do what I say, not whatever the hell you want.
P.S. your documentation makes me want to invade Iraq.
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