whitebread

1.28.2009

The Rules.

In the men’s bathroom:

1. Wash your hands. With soap. You know who recommends this, besides me? The Centers for Disease Control. That little spritz of water isn’t going to wash the herpes off your hands, it’s just going to make them mobile so they wind up on the doorknob, you asshole.
2. If you must use the stall to urinate, PUT THE SEAT UP. Your aim isn’t that good. Nobody’s is. Even if it were, you’re still splashing water loaded with excrement onto the seat. And nobody wants to sit in that.

Edit:
B informs me that “Chlamydia is far more likely to be found on your hands”
Which makes me feel so much better!

One Response to “The Rules.”

  1. the D Says:

    did you print these out and post it all over the place? because i’m not sure everyone at the U reads your blog, dude.

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