My cover is blown!

Apparently, you want to acquire some personal information about me. You've come to the right place. Here are some tidbits you might be interested in.

Dan's so-called life
Children under 13 should be accompanied by a guardian.
The future
Predicting the future should be left to trained psychics.
A couple of pictures
Has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals. Note: these don't work right now.
Out of the Ordinary (Updated sporadically).
It's important to take a minute to do or notice something new every day. Too bad I don't write it down all the time.

Gratuitous use of server-parsed html:

Here's a little bit of Kids' Instructions on Life:

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
-- Andrew, Age 9

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