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Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh is:
Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the
earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century.
As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help.
Follow these simple suggestions:
(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like
(4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big
(6) Stop flipping pancakes
Editors Note: (7) Make Someone Laugh - Give a Smile to a Stranger
If everyone did that it would make the world a lighter place....
Y'all have a nice day and smile! Hey, don't be stingy give them two..
A day without sunshine is like night.
HAND! Have A Nice Day!
Dan Cosley (firstname.lastname@example.org)
This message, plus 82 cents, plus coffee tax, plus cup tax, plus grinding tax,
plus a dollar cause it's so chic to drink, will get you a cup of coffee.
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