Apologies if this one has already been sent, the move has caused a massive
hiatus in the list, my mail... my life. *grins*
-- Dan
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Alphabet for the politically correct
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A is an Activist itching to fight.
B is a Beast with its animal rights.
C is a Cripple (now differently abled).
D is a Drunk who is "liquor-enabled."
E is an Ecologist who saves spotted owls.
F was a Forester, now staffing McDonald's.
G is a Glutton who says he's "food-centered."
H is a Hermaphrodite skirting problems of gender.
I is an "Ism" (you'd better believe it).
J is a Jingoist -- love it or leave it!
K is a Kettle the pot can't call black.
L is a Lifestyle not bound to the pack.
M is a Mindset with bias galore.
N was a Negro, but not anymore.
U is for Umbrage at the slightest transgression.
V is a Valentine, tool of oppression.
W is for "Woman," however it's spelled.
X is a chromosome we share in our cells.
Y is a Yogi, for the easily led.
Z is a Zombie, the differently dead.
[Humor> msg #61143 (2 remaining)] Read cmd ->
Hmmmm.... O through T are missing. Oh, well!
--
Dan Cosley (cause@coil.com)
This message, plus 96 cents, will get you a cup of coffee.
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