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The Top 5 Rejected Children's Books
20> Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
19> The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book
18> The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
17> Alice in WonderBraLand
16> The Legend of Three-Card Monte
15> 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
14> The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned
Gout Would Go Away
13> Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
12> Where the Wildings Are
11> The Little Big Book of Necrophelia
10> The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
9> Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick
8> The Crack House at Pooh Corner
7> The Dummy's Guide to Crying
6> When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
5> Where's Waldo's Weewee?
4> The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book
3> Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
2> Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
and the Number 1 Rejected Children's Book...
1> Furious George Delivers the Mail
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