Pithy Marriage Thoughts

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Humor on Marraige

Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you realize what the other
fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am. I married
the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the
woman gets her master's.

A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

Young son: Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens in most countries, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I
got married. Then it was too late!"

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take. The husband gives and the
wife takes.

Three rings: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering

When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice it."

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job. He still ends up
with the same boss.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

A Woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman
replied, "A multi-millionaire."

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