DHR (the Dan Humor Remailer)

Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh is:

FULL DECKISMS (found in various places on the net)
Different Ways to Say A Person Is Not Playing With a Full Deck
(is a bit crazy, not quite right)

Here's the phrases that start with A:

A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
A couplet short of a sonnet.
A doughnut short of being a cop.
A few beads short in her rosary.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few clues shy of a solution.
A few kernels short of an ear.
A few kopeks short of a ruble.
A few links shy of a chain.
A few points short of a polygon.
A few revisions behind.
A looney tune. A medical mystery.
A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits
A modest little person, with much to be modest about. -- Churchill
A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes.
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A one-bit brain with a parity error.
A pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits.
A photographic memory,but the lens cover is glued on.
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
A room temperature IQ.
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A square with only three sides.
A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.
A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
A victim of retroactive birth control.
A violin minus the bow.
Afraid she'll void her warranty if she thinks too much.
Aliens zapped him with stupidity ray -- twice.
All booster, no payload.
All his learning curves look like Mount Everest.
Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.
Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
An 8080 in a 68000 environment.
An early example of the Peter Principle.
An ego like a black hole.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An expert on the historical significance of cottage cheese.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
An XT clone in a Pentium zone.
Answers the door when the phone rings.
Any slower and he'd be in reverse. -- Gignac
As a baby his parents stood him on his soft spot.
Attic's a little dusty.

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