DHR (the Dan Humor Remailer)
J K Gates
Political offense...
Proper Diskette Care and Usage
Internet addiction warning signs
Computer "viruses"
Glad I'm A Man (Warning-- may be offensive)
The Borg vs. Microsoft Windows (GF 1.5)
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0
Know your SysAdmin (GF 7)
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0111
Awesome computational power
No subject
HC: Houston, we have a problem
HC: Pig Latin, and French, and Italian...
HC: Republican-bashing
HC: You may be an engineer if...
HC: What you could have done at that final you failed
HC: Kids comment on love
HC: Warning signs of insanity
men and dogs (fwd)
No subject
If Dr. Seuss wrote for ST: The Next Generation...
A Few Random Thoughts
Problems on the Olympic Torch Route
The Heavy Thinker
Barney Monster (knowledge of Dungeons and Dragons required)
Cat Bathing as a Martial Art
The Heavy Thinker
Science from the mouths of babes
An extensive collection of "yo mamma" jokes
Famous Forrests
Lawyer Jokes
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0132
The cup holder
Twinkies
Chemical analysis of the genders
The Diary of an Existential Baker
Prison, or work? You decide....
Old...
How you can tell if you're... (GF 2-4)
Pithy Marriage Thoughts
Sun lawsuit
Cars and the speed of light
The person driving next to you...
Summer Cramps.
dhr
The Festivity Level
The decline in SAT scores
No subject
The Programmer and the Engineer
The Corporate Penis
The Trailing Edge
Hunting the Elephant
Parking!
Quack!
All things in moderation.
Performance Devaluation
Unspeakably Bad
Philosophical Differences
Warning Labels
Mathematically speaking...
Computers and Sexuality -- the 90s connection
Beatle computer geekmania.
The Unscientific Method
How to break up with a woman
Sales and service in the computer world
Those silly campers
CR Looks at Girlfriends
The Politically Correct Alphabet
Olympic Serenity
NBC's Olympic Coverage: A Retro Retrospective
101 Excellent Excuses
Not my children?
Final Exam Grading Styles
How to be 30
Are you as think as you drunk I am?
Scientific Jargon, translation 2
Scientific Jargon, Translation 1
Everyone needs more lightbulb jokes!
The Demo Went Down to Georgia
No subject
This is awful, sorry in advance...
Your Daily Bread
That Modern Lingo
Will _Your_ Brain Explode?
Twas The Night Before Implementation (GF = 2)
Green Eggs and Ham...
Signs Across America
Ecological Crisis!
The Blind Nations and the Elephant
Disturbing...very disturbing...
When the time _does_ come to leave school...
Another Round of Viruses
Stephen Wright
You May Already Have Suspected This
Major Breakups
Sorry if I've sent this...
The Terning of the Years...
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0064
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0068
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0079
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0082
Finals Break!
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0092
Finals Break!
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0098
No subject
A random collection of Mental Minutiae.
Tradition!
Disnified!
Glossary of Computer Terms
Goals 20
The philosophy of Bart
Filtered through the glass eye
I had reservations about sending this one
Sundae Skool
Cats are smarter than they act
Mmm-mmm good?
Your party does not answer...
1996 Darwin Award Nominee (fwd)
What your car says about you
The Facts of Life
Unofficial State Mottoes
Yeah, I used to use these
No, no, it's not what you think...
Your call cannot be completed as dialed
Is your cat fat?
It's review time in the military...
Christmas concerns
Fwd: Query
Rules of Life
Not raising hogs
McDonnell Douglas Marketing
Army Targets Sex Offense Suspect at Second Base
Professor Mom
It's review time in the military...
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0285
Your 'Have A Nice Day' Laugh #0287
Some pithy sayings
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